Subconscious: – Oh, man! Check out that girl’s butt!

Conscious: – Why? We’re kinda in the middle of something. Focus!

Subconscious: – But, but, but… it’s so fiiiiine!

Conscious: – Don’t you think you’re driven too much by these basic instincts like reproduction and things like that? At your age, I honestly expected more!

Subconscious: – You expected more!?! You clearly don’t know and understand me! I don’t know why I even bother talking to you! It’s a fine butt and you’re an idiot because you refuse to check it out. You want to look “intellectual” or whatever in front of me, but I know the truth. I know you’ll check it out. We’re one and the same, remember?

Conscious: – The temptation is there and the butt is…, but I don’t know why you have to point it out. It’s not like we can do something about that. We’re not that good.

Subconscious: – I know we’re not, but we can still watch and dream about great butts. That’s what I’ll do.

Conscious: – You have some sex-related problems, my friend.

Subconscious: – WE have. And also we have some self-esteem related issues. Everything is too good to be pursued.

Conscious: – Yeah… that’s something we need to change. The things seem to be too good to be pursued, but no more!

Subconscious: – Yes, exactly! Butt no more! Actually, we didn’t have any butt in the first place…

Conscious: – What? We’re not going to do this again. Let’s enjoy some alcohol… it always makes me sleep.

Subconscious: – Yeeehaaaa! Where the hell are those tissues…