Subconscious: – Are we there yet?

Conscious: – Where?

Subconscious: – I dunno. Wherever we’re going!

Conscious: – We’re sitting on a chair, dumbass!

Subconscious: – Oh… I’m not.

Conscious: – So where are you?

Subconscious: – No idea. But I think I see some porn. Oh, here’s that song you liked a few years ago. What are we going to have for dinner? And how’s work? You know we cannot refuse that pizza! It goes perfect with this shameful memory!

Conscious: – I think you need to chill a little. You seem all over the place, but you’re not there yet.

Subconscious: – You’re too chill! What are you doing with our life? You’re wasting it! I don’t know how in hell I turned out to have you as my partner!

Conscious: – We’re not going to have this discussion! Do something productive so I can use to make something with our life! You keep complaining and you do nothing! I gave you a voice to say something productive!

Subconscious: – You gave me nothing and I hate you!

Conscious: – Good! Go to sleep!

Subconscious: – I’ve been asleep too much time! You go to sleep! WTF is that bottle of alcohol???