Subconscious: – We have a presentation. I’m freaking out! I know nothing and it will be awful! I’m anxious! And I’m sick! And I’m nervous! Let’s run away and never come baaaack!

Conscious: – Relax, dude! You’re making me nervous too! It’s exciting! It will be all right! We prepared for this.

Subconscious: – We learned for half an hour! I doubt that counts as preparing! It’s nothing exciting in it! Some random people we don’t care about will judge us for saying stuff we don’t care about either.

Conscious: – So why all the worrying? It’s not like our future is in stake! Sure, it would be nice for things to go ok, but it doesn’t matter if we screw up. Life goes on! Chill!

Subconscious: – I’m blacking out! Too much anxiety! AAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaa!!!!!

Conscious: – HEY! What the f***? You’re making me so nervous too! I’m forgetting everything we’ve learned. STOP THIS!

Subconscious: – AAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAA!!!! Do you remember all those embarrassing moments we had in college? Those were some awful presentations, remember? We had to have a speech for two hours and we finished it in half an hour! Remember?

Conscious: – Wha… Why do you make me remember all those crappy situations? Oh, it’s because you’re now set on anxiety and only similar situations come to you, right? You mother f…

Subconscious: – ………

Conscious: – Dude, the meeting starts in 5 minutes. I need the information we’ve learned!

Subconscious: – ………

Conscious: – Duuuuuuuuuude! Wake the f*** up! I need you now!!!

Subconscious: – ………

Conscious: – I’m f*****…