Conscious: – Yes! Yes! Keep Going! We can do this shit!
Subconscious: – Uhm… I know. We’ve been shitting for almost 30 years now. Do you have a memory problem or something?
Conscious: – I thought it was obvious I wasn’t talking about this particular moment! I was referring to our life in general. We can do whatever we set our mind to!
Subconscious: – You need to stop looking at all these motivational videos, bro! They make you excited about everything! By the way, why do you force me to watch that anyways?
Conscious: – So those ideas ca stick with us, you especially!
Subconscious: – Me? Why me? Are you assuming I’m not motivational enough? F*** you!
Conscious: – This is exactly what I’m talking about! You’re all about f***, shit, porn, triggering strange emotions and weird moments. You need to learn to behave in a more constructive way! Watch that and shut up!
Subconscious: – You know I’m not paying attention to your shit, don’t you? You can force me watch whatever you want, but I’ll still do whatever I want! It’s one of the advantages of being me! I don’t have to listen to you, but you do have to listen to me! I told you before that you’re my b****!
Conscious: – You’re sooo grounded tonight! I’ll give you a cocktail of Tony Robbins, Jay Shetty and Gary Vaynerchuk videos. Uhm, on a second thought, no Gary Vaynerchuk. You like that guy too much! Tonny Robbins and Jay Shetty will motivate the crap out of you! And you’ll be more positive too! I can’t wait for tomorrow morning to hear your new voice!
Subconscious: – I’ll just turn my porn louder! Bring it on, b****!