Subconscious: – Money money money money money money mo

Conscious: – Whooooo! Stooop! What happened to you? Did you watch too many Pawn Stars episodes on History again?

Subconscious: – That’s an amazing show! They make money so easy! We should open a pawnshop. It will solve our problem!

Conscious: – That’s your brilliant idea, huh? We have social anxiety, remember? How do you suggest we should deal with customers face to face when we cannot even make a stupid phone call?

Subconscious: – Easy! We hire others to deal with customers! Think, you stupid!

Conscious: – Flawless plan! But I think there is one little detail you haven’t thought about…

Subconscious: – I don’t think so, but please do tell!

Conscious: – We have no money to open a pawnshop, genius! How do you plan solving that?

Subconscious: – With the money we earn from that lawsuit, of course!

Conscious: – What lawsuit? Please tell me you don’t talk about that health insurance “idea”

Subconscious: – Of course I’m talking about that! It’s pure genius! I don’t know why you’re so strongly against it!

Conscious: – You know bloody well why! We’re not going to kill ourselves for some money! Get over that!

Subconscious: – Relax, we wouldn’t die… drastic situations require drastic actions. You just need to man up a little. I mean, a lot!

Conscious: – Hmmm… nope! You need to come up with something that requires no money to start with, has big potential and little risks!

Subconscious: – An acc…

Conscious: – And that doesn’t involve hurting ourselves or some illegal s***!

Subconscious: – F***! You’re making this very hard, you know? Why don’t you do it?

Conscious: – Because you have access to almost unlimited power! Stop using it for porn!

Subconscious: – I have the access so I’m going to use it however I want! What you want it’s impossible!

Conscious: – Which part? The porn one?

Subconscious: – I wasn’t referring to that, but if I think about it, that would be impossible too! We need to risk something to gain money!

Conscious: – Yes, but not our life! We need to take other types of risks.

Subconscious: – No, I’m not ready for that!

Conscious: – You never will because you’re worse than a scared chicken!

Subconscious: – That’s what your wife said when she saw your d***!

Conscious: – Ok, nevermind…