Subconscious: – Watcha’ readin’?

Conscious: – The 10X Rule by Grant Cardone

Subconscious: – And what does it say?

Conscious: – To stop talking to you and to work like crazy.

Subconscious: – That sounds stupid. Why do you keep reading it?

Conscious: – Because he is right! We need to work on our dreams so we can achieve something in life. Waiting does not solve things. What are we actually waiting for?

Subconscious: – We’re waiting for a genius idea, which obviously only I can come up with. We’ll start in winter because I like winter.

Conscious: – Why in winter? Why not right NOW?

Subconscious: – Because I’m not ready. We’re not ready.

Conscious: – Actually, I’m as ready as I can get. Let’s do this!

Subconscious: – Do what?

Conscious: – I don’t know. Do something! You keep bragging you’re a genius. Prove it!

Subconscious: – Let’s start with a break… I’m tired.

Conscious: – How can you be tired when you did nothing? You always complain about something! When would be the right time to stop whining and do something? You’re just an average coward like this book and many others say. And you keep trying to bring me down, which hurts us both! Why do you keep doing that?

Subconscious: – Because… it’s… easy… It comes natural. Why?

Conscious: – Because you lack perspective! Go get some! Pay attention to this book we’re reading and stop thinking about how the world would be if everything would have been made from chocolate.

Subconscious: – Actually, that wasn’t chocolate. That was s***

Conscious: – Don’t even dare to say it! Do something useful!

Subconscious: – Ok. I’m going to take a nap.

Conscious: – What? That’s not what I meant!

Subconscious: – zZzZzZzZz

Conscious: – Hellloooo!? Uhhh… You’re the worst companion ever…