Subconscious: – OMG OMFG! We’re f*****, aren’t we?

Conscious: – I hate to agree, but yes… we’re f*****…

Subconscious: – How could she do that? Why on Earth would you do that? It’s the most stupid thing I’ve ever seen! No one does this!

Conscious: – I don’t know… maybe she’s so stupid that she haven’t thought it would be a problem.

Subconscious: – Of course, it is! It’s all about ego and she’s a woman so she knows how women work. Or she should know.

Conscious: – I really don’t know how our wife will react, but it won’t be pretty. I hope I won’t be there.

Subconscious: – You gotta be! I’m not handling this. Can we postpone this for a week at least? Pretty pleaaaaseee!

Conscious: – Well… I guess we could… It couldn’t hurt… the things are so nice and quiet at home. I’d like to keep it like this for a while.

Subconscious: – So we agree? We’ll postpone the news for a week?

Conscious: – Ok, but only if you’ll tell her.

Subconscious: – Hell no! You have to do it. You’re in charge.

Conscious: – Now I’m in charge? You always brag about being my boss and that I’m just a puppet. You’re nothing but a coward! But you know what? I’ll try some of that magical liquid that puts me to sleep and then you have to do it!

Subconscious: – Nah… I’ll just postpone it until you wake up. I’m smart, you’re dumb. You’ll do it my way, puppet.

Conscious: – I’ll schedule a text or something regarding this and you can’t do anything about it. You know you cannot really coordinate our body when I’m out. That’s the good part. If I prepare something, you can do nothing to stop it!

Subconscious: – I’ll just break the phone. I’m smart, you’re dumb.

Conscious: – Do we s*** money? I don’t think so. Okay, okay… I’ll deal with it. You’d probably do things worse anyway.

Subconscious: – I’m smart, you’re dumb so I wouldn’t make things worse. I just don’t want to deal with our wife’s anger. You need to be the one showing the wedding invitation that doesn’t have her name on it. It’s our name only, not hers and she’ll be so pissed on this that I want to hide in a rhino’s butt just to be safe from that.

Conscious: – Yeah… me too… no rhino’s butt for me… But until then, let’s enjoy this last week of our life.

Subconscious: – Porn?

Conscious: – What the hell… we’re going to be dead anyways… do it!

Subconscious: – That’s ma’ boy!