Subconscious: – Do you have a death wish or something?
Conscious: – What? No! You know I don’t. Where is this question coming from?
Subconscious: – Because of your drinking problem. You drink too much.
Conscious: – No, I don’t. I haven’t touched alcohol since last week. Do you have memory issues? Where did I put that hammer?
Subconscious: – Why do you assume I’m talking about alcohol?
Conscious: – Well, what do you talk about?
Subconscious: – There is that black liquid you keep sipping from all day long. That will kill you.
Conscious: – You mean coffee? I can’t function without it! Why do you care anyway?
Subconscious: – I care because if you f*** up this body, I have to suffer too. You can’t imagine porn from a hospital or from cemetery, can you?
Conscious: – I’m sure you’ll find a way. However, I won’t f*** up this body. Relax! Drink some coffee!
Subconscious: – Enough with that coffee! I forbid you! One per day is enough!
Conscious: – You can’t forbid me. I’m in control of the body.
Subconscious: – Yes, but I’m in control of you! From now on, whenever you’ll see coffee, you’ll think it smells like s***!
Conscious: – You can’t do that!
Subconscious: – You’ll see in a couple of days.
Conscious: – If you do it, I’ll make you watch horror movies for a week.
Subconscious: – You wouldn’t dare… you know how much I hate those.
Conscious: – Oh yes! Horror movies with small ghost-y children.
Subconscious: – I hate you so much!
Conscious: – Who is the puppet now, puppet?
Subconscious: – You’re not so good at insults. You need to practice. But you are evil, I’ll give you that… for now…
Conscious: – Is that a compliment? Wow… once in a life time. I guess I scared the s*** out of you with those movies.
Subconscious: – Don’t get too comfortable. I’ll be back!
Conscious: – From where?
Subconscious: – No idea! But it sounded cool!