Subconscious: – Hey grumpy dude, wanna see some nudes?
Conscious: – I’m working right now. Leave me alone. Do it by yourself.
Subconscious: – I already did that. And I want to share it with you because I’m a good bro. Maybe you want to do it by yourself too.
Conscious: – Dude! I’m preparing for a meeting. I need to satisfy my boss. Leave me alone!
Subconscious: – Come on! It will make you more excited about the meeting! You’ll have a clearer mind!
Conscious: – How on Earth will nudes make that?
Subconscious: – You know… the blood would be somewhere else so your head can take a break while the other head does the job.
Conscious: – So thinking with my d*** would make me better? In what universe? Stop watching porn for the story!
Subconscious: – Those meetings are always fun to watch. The boss is always satisfied after such a meeting. Wanna hear some tips so you can satisfy your boss?
Conscious: – I don’t think we’re referring to the same type of satisfaction, so please, I’m begging you, leave me alone! I need to concentrate!
Subconscious: – Ok, but first go to the kitchen.
Conscious: – Why? I don’t need a coffee break now.
Subconscious: – Just go!
Conscious: – You plan something, don’t you? Who’s in the kitchen?
Subconscious: – Many beautiful asses! Take a look and go to the bathroom to release some tension!
Conscious: – With you, it’s all about the asses, right? Go search for the most beautiful ass in the world while I do my thing.
Subconscious: – The bathroom thing?
Conscious: – Sure… after you decide about the most beautiful ass in the world.
Subconscious: – What a task! I won’t disappoint you, but it will take lots of time because there are many asses.
Conscious: – I have nothing but time.
Subconscious: – You have butt time? Awesome!
Conscious: – Just go!
Subconscious: – This is going to be a great ass-venture!
Conscious: – Just go already!
Subconscious: – Yes! This is going to be fantasstic!
Conscious: – Please go!
Subconscious: – Ok ok! See you later assligator!
Conscious: – You’re one of a kind…