Conscious: – I hate these small talks so much!

Subconscious: – Why? What do you have against our colleagues’ small talks?

Conscious: – I don’t know… they’re just… boring!

Subconscious: – And yours are interesting? Look at what you have right now! You angry type a conversation with the better half of yourself on a computer. Are you really in a place where you can judge others?

Conscious: – Actually, I’m very surprised about your wisdom. Where is this coming from?

Subconscious: – I accidentally watched a movie because it had the name of a porn one.

Conscious: – What? And when you realized it’s not porn?

Subconscious: – When the girls weren’t getting undressed.

Conscious: – Have you watched it till the end?

Subconscious: – Yeah, well my d*** died after I saw some people being killed there so I had nothing better to do.

Conscious: – That’s why you don’t seem to be yourself. You’re not the d*** you used to be.

Subconscious: – That’s what she said.

Conscious: – Aaaand you’re back!

Subconscious: – That’s what she never say.

Conscious: – Something is still wrong… your jokes are lame. Are you sure you’re ok now? What was the name of that movie?

Subconscious: – It’s called Angels and Demons. It f***** me up a little…

Conscious: – Ohhh…I know that movie. It’s a very interesting one! Congratulations for watching it!

Subconscious: – Yeah… I didn’t have a choice.

Conscious: – And what’s your problem?

Subconscious: – No idea… the problem is that have no freakin’ idea what to do!

Conscious: – Do something useful!

Subconscious: – Like what?

Conscious: – Like writing something interesting.

Subconscious: – Why?

Conscious: – It will help you think.

Subconscious: – I don’t care about thinking.

Conscious: – But what do you care about?

Subconscious: – Right now? About nothing.

Conscious: – Come on! It was just a movie! You’ll feel better if you write down these feelings!

Subconscious: – You and your stupid… I don’t even want to insult you.

Conscious: – Maybe you’re finally growing up!

Subconscious: – That’s what…. Never mind! See you tomorrow!

Conscious: – That’s it? A movie can shut you up? Good to know!